Bad Blooded Ice Cream
By Anonymous (Submitted through our form!)
Summary:
Eugene is leaving Odyssey… Right?
In the quaint town of Odyssey, excitement and curiosity hung in the air as word spread like wildfire that a new ice cream shop was opening its doors right next to Whit’s End. The man behind this venture was none other than Eugene Meltsner, who had made an unexpected decision that left the entire town abuzz with speculation.
It all began one sunny afternoon, as Eugene sat in Whit’s End, staring out of the window lost in thought. Connie Kendall, always perceptive, noticed the distant look on Eugene’s face and decided to strike up a conversation.
“Hey, Eugene. Something on your mind?” Connie asked, leaning on the counter.
Eugene sighed and turned to Connie. “Oh, it’s just this persistent idea that’s been gnawing at my brain cells. I’ve been pondering a significant change in my life.”
Connie raised an eyebrow. “Change? Like what?”
Eugene took a deep breath. “I’ve been contemplating not moving forward with my plans to relocate. Instead, I’m considering establishing an ice cream parlor here in Odyssey.”
Connie’s eyes widened. “Wait, you mean you’re not leaving?”
Eugene nodded. “Indeed. It occurred to me that Odyssey has always lacked a specialty ice cream shop, and I believe my expertise could fill that void quite admirably.”
Connie chuckled. “You going from scientist to ice cream parlor owner? That’s quite a leap!”
Eugene shrugged. “Well, ice cream does involve a certain degree of chemistry, and I’ve always been rather fond of confectionery pursuits.”
As Eugene shared his idea with the rest of the Whit’s End gang, reactions varied from surprise to encouragement. Whit, however, was intrigued by the idea of some friendly competition. He appreciated Eugene’s dedication to pursuing something he was passionate about.
With unwavering determination, Eugene began transforming the vacant shop next to Whit’s End into “Eugene’s Scoop of Science.” The name garnered some amused reactions, but everyone recognized Eugene’s knack for intertwining his intellect with his ventures.
As opening day approached, Eugene poured his heart and soul into crafting unique ice cream flavors. His scientific approach led to inventive concoctions like “Quantum Crunch” and “Neapolitan Nebula.” The townspeople were curious, and the excitement was palpable.
On the day of the grand opening, a line of eager customers stretched around the block. Eugene, in his signature formal attire, was behind the counter, beaming with pride. He worked tirelessly, scooping ice cream and engaging in conversations about the science behind the frozen treats.
As time passed Whit decided this was no longer a friendly rivalry but a bad blooded fight to see who could win. So later that day, Whit banged on the door of Eugene’s Scoop of Science and when Eugene answered Whit threw him out of his store, and stormed in. He waved a gun in the air and said “EVERYONE OUT”. When everyone left Whit took the pin out of his gernade and threw it as he sprinted for the door.
Whit made it out, just in time for the police to place him under arrest. Eugene teared up as he watched his beautiful ice cream shop tumble to the ground.
~The End~
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